Hi my name is Voltaire, and yes I know the truth. I know that you will read this blog hoping to find the truth, but you might not find it on my first post. Well you are still reading this even though I haven't even said anything important. See, you still are reading it, you can't stop. You want to stop but something keeps your eyes on the page, and that something is your brain. So fasten your seatbelt and get ready for the ride of a lifetime as I, voltaire, share the truth with you!!!